Sunday, April 26, 2009

Today.

Today has been a crazy day. I tried studying for all my finals tomorrow but things have been too hectic. I'm stressed since I have one at 8am, one at 10:45, and one at 1pm, but I can't seem to make myself go over it too thoroughly. Instead I played spoons and talked to friends. Angie flew out today and today marks exactly 10 days left in the whole voyage.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Important Udates In My Life.

- Aiden arrived two days ago via emergency C-section! His picture is printed out and above my bed - I can't wait to meet him. Love you Vi.
 
- I have way too many finals all at the same time and am beginning to loose track of them all. I have twice in one day messed up the times for when things were due despite having done them on time and am terrified of the consequences.
 
- I never sleep at normal times anymore; I went to bed at 4am yesterday and woke up at 8:30, went to class and had breakfast and then slept from 10am to 3pm.
 
- I have never been more frustrated with this stupid ship and miss home greatly.
 
- Today I heard 40 tourists are murdered a day in the capital of Guatemala City a week - ISE has also notified us that the State department has issued a curfew for all American tourists in both rural and urban Guatemala of 11:30pm.
 
- I dream of nothing but home now.
 
 
 
 

Hawaii.

Hawaii:

 

Aloha everyone. As I write we are in the throes of finals and I am not managing my time well. I am not, as I ought to be, studying for any of the four finals I’ll be taking day after tomorrow, I’m not in mandatory global studies, and I’m definitely not writing my eight page paper for biomedical ethics on the Bouvia case and the right to die. Instead, I am in my room listening to Mickey Avalon and Amy’s Famous Beer Pong mix on my ipod and writing this blog entry.

 

So I know it’s to be expected around finals week, but I am definitely ready to come home now. It’s not that I couldn’t travel to another 12 countries – I definitely could – but the ties bringing me back home are strained as is and communication between the ship and back home is getting harder and harder. Violet’s C-section’s been moved up weeks early so I’m going to miss it after all, despite getting an early flight back home the day we disembark in Florida. It’s not that big a deal I guess but I thought I’d worked it out so that I wasn’t going to miss everything; since she’s moving away just weeks before my birthday in June, it feels like she’s slipping away from me even faster now. It’s been really hard this semester to be so far from family that I’m normally really close to…

 

Also I can’t get internet in my room anymore and it feels like every email I’m writing no one is reading it all the way through or is missing the point of my email completely. This wouldn’t be such a big deal if it weren’t my only form of communication. So when I’m trying to work shit out back home like internships and I can’t manage things myself and am left at the mercy of everyone else – complete with time differences, incompatibility between different versions of word and pdfs, and sas’ super shitty email server – I could scream it’s so frustrating. For the love of God, and my own sanity, if I send you an email please read all of it and respond appropriately.

 

Now that I sound sufficiently anal and neurotic, onto Hawaii. We docked unusually early in Hawaii (6am early) and since we had face-to-face immigration stuff like we’d had in China, we all had to be up then. The night before was a little hectic and weird; I’d been hanging out with Allison, Allie, Grant, and Mike, and didn’t get back to my cabin until 3-ish, so when I set my alarm for 5:30 to shower and go up to 7th deck for inspection I was over it. The Hawaiian immigration guys were unordinary sweet and even though it was way too early it was nice to hear only English (!!!!!) and be back in the US (kind of.) I looked like crap and my hair was standing up in all directions and the big Hawaiian guy inspecting my passport laughed at me when I came up to his desk and handed my passport over to him – I told him I’d slept two and a half hours and he said, “I went out last night too and got up at four. Welcome to Hawaii.”

 

I figured that was a pretty good sign. We finally debarked the ship and got outside the port terminal by 9:15, where we waited around for around an hour for the shuttles to pick us up and take us to the skydiving place. A bunch of kids had tried to get in on the earlier 10am time so we were a huge group and when the first little van came we shoved 21 people (plus the big thug-looking driver) inside. It was a long ride out of the city to the sky-diving place but it was fun since everyone was so pumped to go skydiving and we listened to the radio for the first time in three months and heard new American music. We finally get there and things start going really quickly. We all sign the papers that promise not to hold Skydive Hawaii responsible – no joke, these were the scariest-worded papers of my life. They, at one point, listed all the possible ways we could die; oh, and not just by parachute malfunction – they also refused all responsibility for the safety of the takeoff of the plane. Insane. Despite all this they were turning us all out really quickly. As each person was suited up they weren’t even briefed on safety until they were riding up in the plane before the jump. With something like 40 of us all there for the 10am time, something like 5 or 10 of us were suited up and jumped before they stopped everyone and said they wanted to wait before sending another group of us to jump.

 

There were unusually strong winds from the West, which was weird at this time of year, but they wanted to be really careful because we were on the coast so when they jumped if they were blown just a little bit off course they would end up in the ocean. A bunch of the instructors were willing to jump but it was all up to the discretion of the “tandem master” who decided when and if everyone jumped, and after one instructor wiped out on her way down, they weren’t about to let all of us go up until the winds had died down. This instructor wasn’t able to slow down on her incoming and slammed into the ground on her butt/lower back – they thought she might have a problem with her spine and called an ambulance for her, and when the EMT’s asked her where it hurt she pointed to her bellybutton and said “all the way through, into my spine.” It was a creepy, auspicious start to the day.

 

While we all sat around I called my dad and some friends while I got steadily more nervous. I walked over to the other company next to the one I’d booked with and saw Sarah, Grant, Mike and Lee – as I walked over there Brian and Allison were getting off their plane – they’d gone up and the door was open, they were all ready to jump, but at the last minute they’d been called back down because of wind. Haha.

 

So they all messed around and tried to learn to ride unicycle (I don’t know.) and I walked back to my company. As soon as I got back they said they were going to have to reschedule us all because the winds weren’t dying down at all. At this point it was like 2:30 and we’d wasted all of our morning and afternoon waiting around here doing nothing when we only had like a day and a half in Hawaii at all. I was pissed but we rescheduled for 6am the next day. I told the girls I came with and Allie that I’d find them later in Waikiki since our cell phones all worked (!) and that I’d see them later at dinner since I didn’t want to hang out all the rest of the day on the beach. I went to the smokers kids at the other company and waited with them to all reschedule. Their company said it would be 3 hours until a van would come pick them up and take them back to Honolulu – ridiculous!!!!! A taxi was going to cost like $140 dollars and the only public bus was still a 20 minute drive away. I wanted to go already, so I went back to my company and asked if he’d drive me back to Honolulu then and if my friends could come with; apparently there was “bad blood” between the two companies and he would get in serious trouble if he did that even though he’d have to take me back anyways.

 

I was starting to get really frustrated with the whole thing by then and was about to cry when the young guy came over and told Grant he’d take us all back if we were quiet about the whole thing (there were about 50 people still waiting for that van that was going to take 3 hours at the other company) – we snuck into the van and headed back to Honolulu. The guy who agreed to drive us was probably the sweetest man ever. He was a pysch major at the university of hawai’i and was just doing this as a weekend job to help bay off loans. He drove us back to Honolulu to grab our stuff off the boat and then even offered to drive us to Waikiki for free. Like I said, sweetest man, ever. He said he knew if we’d been stuck back at the skydiving place it would’ve ruined the way we thought about Hawaii and he couldn’t let that happen.

 

So he dropped us off on the main strip in Waikiki and we wandered down towards the beach, we stopped into an ABC – okay, footnote: in Hawaii ABC stores aren’t liquor stores, they’re kind of like 7-11s that sell EVERYTHING. Seriously everything. From one 7-11 I bought a white sundress, a coke with lime, some sushi, a postcard, a sticker of the islands, an I love Hawaii shirt, and a pair of flip flops. They’re really typically Hawaiian and I shall always think of them as a big part of how I experienced Hawaii… So anyways, we walk towards the beach and stop in a random dress store to look at some cute summery stuff when we ran into Steph! Everyone else was across the street so we bummed around for a bit and kept walking towards the beach together.

 

Sarah bought a bottle of tequila and beer while we waited outside looking sketchy… So being underage for the first time in three months really sucked. It wasn’t even as though I’m some douchey-alchoholic who needed a drink – however, to know that I didn’t even have the option – that every country except my own trusted me to make my own decisions. Whatever. Thaaaat being said, it’s not as though I don’t do what I want anyways. Speaking of which – I called the girls: Allie, Laura, Michelle, Emily, and Vanessa, and left the smokers to their own sketchy devices while I met up with the girls again at the resort quest hotel right on the beach. We all had mixed drinks of 151, pineapple juice, and Malibu and danced around the hotel room.

 

We ate a delicious dinner at Cheeseburger in Paradise and met Erin and Alex’s boyfriends which was very cute but made me a little jealous and bitter of their being adorable couples. It just made me miss home and all the people in my life I’ve been apart from for over three months… I know I’m so close to coming back home but for now it’s just been a little difficult missing them so much. Anyways, we walked to the international market since it stayed open until 11. What a cool place! It was filled with little stalls in the middle of a paved area between two rows of shops with all kinds of stuff being sold. Lots of jewelry, wind chimes, clothes, and normal cheesy souvenirs. I bought a few stuff for ang, and my dad and mom and a necklace with Hawaiian sand and a pearlized turtle in a block of black Lucite. It’s a little weird but cool. 

 

We met up with the same Japan crew member I had so much fun with – I’ll call her/him Pepsi for the sake of anonymity. So Pepsi says to meet up with them and a couple other crew members at a tiny club in the middle of nowhere. Once we get there I went to hand my ID over and the huge Samoan bouncer guy puts two huge X’s on my hands (so weird) and holds my ID up to my face. Then he says he’s going to keep my ID with him at the front until I leave and if anyone sees me drinking anything not from a waterbottle or if they want to come over and sniff my waterbottle and it’s not water they were going to keep my ID and then give it to the police. Crazy, huh? Stuff like that doesn’t even happen in Virginia. I asked him if he was the bouncer for the rest of the night and he said, “Maybe, why?” so I said, “Because how am I supposed to know if I can trust you with my ID or if the next bouncer decides I don’t look like my photo and doesn’t want to give it back?” (Honestly, it was a sketchy little club and I was paying a 10 dollar cover charge to get in and I was pissed about the whole thing.) Then the bouncer says, “well that’s just a risk you’re going to have to take.” Isn’t that awful!? I would have left but we asked around and no joke – it seems in all of Honolulu there are only two clubs that allow people between 18-20 to get in. I have two months before I turn 21 and in all of my three and a half months of traveling nothing like this had ever happened. In fact in all the places I’ve ever been to even back in the states no one ever gave me such a hard time.

 

Ugh. So Pepsi and two random other crew members are there and we’re dancing in this shitty dead club where I am the only one who has to pay for anything it seems, no cover for 21+ and drinks are only like 2 or 3 dollars when I had to pay 4 for a bottle of water. I’m bitter and angry but enjoying myself none the less.

 

-         OOOOOOOOOOOOKAY side note. Allie never wears real shoes (or underclothing staples like socks and underwear it seems) so as a result she has developed some particularly gruesome looking blisters on her feet. They’ve healed some but now they’re like skin shrapnel from once-deadly minefield-like boils. DISGUSTING. And, because Allie particularly delights in making me vomit all over the room, she liked the one on her big toe the other day. Then yesterday she picked a piece of it off and jumped on my bed while I was writing a paper with it. She then proceeded to “accidentally” drop it somewhere in my bed and I started dry heaving and hyperventilating so badly I had to run to the bathroom to use both the inhalers. She of course found this hilarious. Just one more peek into the fun-filled life of cabin 4151 aboard the Explorer!

 

So. We dance all at the club (called PlayBar for future reference) and we have fun and one of Pepsi’s friends, a crew member from Guyana is being sketchy and just generally creepy and at one point says “How old are you? You look like you are 15.” I’m obviously a little bit offended by this and say that I’m very nearly 21, to which he replies, “Well whatever you’re doing to stay young you keep doin’ it girl, you look good.” Terrifyingly creepy. If you think I’m 15 you need to not talk to me in a bar.

 

We dance to ridiculous music (the DJ was TERRIBLE) and we wander around a bit. We get the brilliant idea that what we really needed to do right then was to skinny dip in the ocean at the public beach in Waikiki… We wander over there and there’s like 10 of us now and we all run into the water in various states of undress. I, because I am brilliant and am a master planner, take assorted articles of clothing off but for some reason decide to go into the ocean with my dunks on. My shoes are soaked and have sand inside them but the ocean was relatively warm and I was in Hawaii. Life was good.

 

We all stagger out of the ocean to see that there’s a group of probably 30 or so SAS kids on the beach in the dark watching us the whole time – later I found out my friend Caroline saw us but thankfully it was dark enough no one was identified, haha. Michelle and I try to get into a bar, which was obviously a no-go since it seems all of Hawaii believed me to be a 15 year old out way past curfew… We even were confronted by a group of frightening Australian lesbians who told us we looked younger than one of their 17 year old daughters (this was all drunkenly screamed at us). Michelle tried to steal their takeout pizza. Things got ugly. We unsurprisingly decided to leave there and head back to the hotel… It was three am and my phone had died so I went to sleep. I had a 5am alarm set to wake up to pack before going skydiving.

 

So the alarm goes off and I immediately realize the foolishness of my thinking I was going to jump out of a plane that morning. I was a little hungover and it was essentially my second all-nighter in a row – I was in absolutely no condition to go skydiving, I’d begun to pysch myself out considering the ambulance and the winds of yesterday, and I didn’t really want to throw down $200 dollars to do it so I told Allie I thought I was going to pass. Laura decided to skip it as well, but because Allie is a baller who isn’t afraid of anything she went solo. I felt pretty jealous when I saw her pictures and video of her soaring through the air above the gorgeous coast. Oahu is seriously beautiful and she undoubtedly had the best view ever.

 

Instead though I slept in until 9, which is unusual for any country, and packed leisurely. We all got out of the hotel around 10 and since the girls were hellbent on some “American” food we found a food court with taco bell and a subway. It was really nice to eat some familiar food but I wasn’t 1/1000 as excited as they all were. I think I’ve been relatively lucky this semester not to really miss any food since the only restaurants my mom and I ever go to are Sushi, Thai, Chinese, or Indian. It’s not as though I eat a lot of McDonalds and Italian food while I’m home, so for me lots of the food we’ve been eating has been familiar fare. That sounds kind of pretentious but whatever.

 

Sooooo then all the girls wanted to lay out on the beach and since I don’t possess the patience to do that and get frustrated doing nothing besides roasting all morning I took the public bus number 19 back to Aloha Tower in Honolulu where the ship was socked. It was a long ride but it was cool to talk to some locals. I met a guy who tinted car windows who was cool but looked like he’d just been released from prison. Oh! And the bus drivers all wear little uniforms of Hawaiian shirts with “the bus” printed all over them with palm trees and surfers and stuff. So cool.

 

I called Allie and met her around the outdoor mall outside the port – I was killing time so I walked into a private art gallery where I had a long talk with the owner who showed me a lot of local artist’s work. There was a woman who came on vacation from Detroit and never left and now made her living painting Hawaii’s native flowers with dew drops so 3d I would’ve thought I could see my own reflection in them. There was the “Hawaiian Mona Lisa” with a young Hawaiian girl with thick wavy hair and a hibiscus behind one ear, whose eyes followed me all around the room. There was a series of paintings by a Japanese-Hawaiian man who crushed seashells and mixed them with his paint to create designs of cranes soaring through mountains and Japanese style waves along what was obviously the Hawaiian coast. The gallery owner said his family were kimono designers and it showed all over the traditional Japanese cranes in flight and the long twisted trees the artist used, but the landscape was obviously all taking place in Hawaii. So cool to see all these influences in the way immigrant cultures mix their own familiar practices with native stuff – I bet I’ll see America completely differently once I’m back home ‘cause of it. He told me to read “The Alchemist” after I explained to him what I was doing on SAS and how I could tell him it was changing me. Mental note to check that out once I’m back home.

 

I bought a crazy printed Indian-style wrap-around skirt like the black one I got at fabindia! From a crazy hippie beside the gallery. This one is red and blue and yellow and green and the whole thing is reversible. It’s incredibly cool. I got starbucks and sat in the pavilion and used the internet for an hour-ish uploading Japan pictures and talking to friends before walking towards the grocery store Allie went to print out all her “Thank You” photos. On the way though I saw a Marshall’s where I wanted to try on some dresses for the Ambassador’s ball; I found two, one is a frilly short black dress with a see-through over layer of fabric with a thin tie at the top and the other is a club-wear zebra print dress. I think I’m going to wear the black one with my platinum blonde wig from Vietnam and the big gold earrings from India with my black patent heels. Hopefully I don’t look like a crazy person.

 

Oh! And I also bought a pair of new dunks since I decided to leave the old ones at the hotel before we left. They had been through an awful lot (dune 4x4ing in Namibia and entrails in Thailand’s meat markets just to name a couple places) and between all that and the two inches of seawater and sand still residing in them I figured it was time to let them go. I bought them in Chicago a while ago and they deserved a Hawaiian burial. However, in the Marshall’s in Honolulu I found a pair of hot and light pink and pearlized white dunks in my size for 20 dollars! Maybe it’s Japan, but I’m beginning to really believe in the idea that if you stay zen and just get used to letting things go it’ll work out in the end. Like my dunks!

 

We walked back towards the ship but we only had an hour and a half before on-ship time so we stopped in for a last meal in Hawaii. The restaurant we went to was right near the ship and when we sat down we realized we were seated right behind the academic dean Reg Garret, his lover, and his grandkid! I actually can’t stand the man and find him incredibly obnoxious, but how weird is that! Both Allie and I bought kaluah pork quesadillas with sweet chili sauce. I talked to my mom for a little bit and then paid the incredibly cute bartender. It was amazing and a perfect end to my time in Hawaii 

 

 

 

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Art of Zen: Japan pt. 2

Japan pt. 2:

 

We wandered around Osaka castle for a bit but we didn’t have the time to go inside so we just admired the cherry blossoms and took lots of pictures and ate the Japanese version of a sno-cone. We hopped back into the van and headed closer to Kobe. We stopped at a sushi restaurant first though that had a conveyer belt that went around with all different kinds of awesome sushi. Each plate was a dollar, or 100 Japanese yen, and we each bought like 7 plates, while the girls bought like 10 or 15 each. We had inari, the sweetened gingery tofu skin with rice inside. I munched on little rolls filled with tuna and cucumber. Unagi, or grilled eel. Mystery white fish sashimi, the best tuna of my life, and lots of green tea. The girls loved that we were with them because for every plate they got they could slide the empty tray into a hole in the table that counted how many dishes we’d used all together. For every 5 dishes they got to play a game that was near the table. Eventually they both won pins.

 

We headed back to the ship and said our goodbyes and then I grabbed my backpack and changed and met back up with Kierstin to take the port metro to the regular kobe city subway. I rode the subway for one stop (after serious confusion. The metros in Japan are EXTREMELY comprehensive, and there are about a thousand exits for every stop. Most of the stops on each line are numbered but it’s still really confusing since each station is like a connector and there are so many entrances and exits and connections to other lines. It took me like 20 minutes to get to that Shin-Kobe station stop.) Then I took the shinkansen bullet train to Nagoya. I’m still in awe of how much money everything costs in Japan. That ticket was so expensive, but riding the bullet train was admittedly, very, very cool. I like trains in general and it goes ridiculously fast. I want to say 130 KMH, but I may have just made that up.

 

After an hour and a half ride and three stops later I made it to the station exit with like an hour extra time. I started walking towards the exits when I saw a sign for the Marriott Associa – so convenient. So I went to the 5th floor taxi entrance and looked around but there weren’t any chairs or reception so I figured I’d find where the check in desk and lobby was to find the smoker kids. I went to the 15th fl. Where the lobby was and saw all of them – all 6 of them passed out all over the couches/seats and arms of settees. Once there they were tired of Nagoya though so we took another hour long train to Tokyo.

 

Once in Tokyo we got really really lost. We took the metro to an area someone had heard had good nightlife and three or four hours later we were still wandering around with all our huge backpacks trying to find a hotel or hostel. I heard some Japanese students using English and we latched onto them like white on rice (haha.) It seemed everywhere we went was super swanky or booked. They told us they knew of an area they’d never stayed in but they knew would be cheap. Once we were there though – after one of the students whispered to me “many people are coming here for the… make love.” we realized once more we’d ended up in the red light district. For every price for the night there was also a half price for one to three hours. I swear I’ve been in the redlight district of every single country on this itinerary. Even then though we had a horrible time finding a hotel. It was 7 of us total and everywhere we went either wouldn’t give us a room big enough for all of us, was way out of our price range, or had signs up that said they wouldn’t let rooms out to people who didn’t speak Japanese.

 

One place was  particularly obnoxious about it, the lady at the desk had a nametag that said “Bridgette” and in perfect, unaccented English told me I couldn’t stay with the hotel unless I spoke Japanese but that she was awfully sorry for the inconvenience. Most of these places even had little robotic light-up boards where you pushed the room you wanted and then just handed money to a little old lady behind a counter. Little human interaction required so as to expedient your hooker time I guess. Steph and Sarah found a banging hotel with a karaoke machine, huge flat screen and all kinds of other awesome shenanigans for $40 each for two people. Naturally we all tried to sneak up there.

 

Once we got to their floor though we saw cameras so we ducked behind a wall – we were found out though and thus proceeded a shitfit of epic proportions. The lady who was working went NUTS. There was like a 30 minute battle between her and Sarah, and when we tried to get more rooms she just kept telling us to leave. As Steph so wittily noted later though – it was as though they wanted us to all stay together; who does karaoke between just two people? Oh, and the reason we were so easily found out was because in Tokyo it seemed like every hotel demanded we turn our keys in after we left so that when we came back in we couldn’t just walk up to the room and wait for the person with the key to meet us up there. I feel like that would never fly in America – this trip has made me realize just how much Americans value individuality and freedom way more than any other we’ve visited.

 

Anyways, at this point pretty much everyone was unraveling pretty quickly. So we wandered some more and found Hotel Dan Dan down the street. For $53 each we all fit the rest of us in two rooms, and though they weren’t as nice as Steph and Sarah’s place, it was still pretty good. Nice t.v., vinyl red couch, ambient music, crazy black “wrinkle chapeau” brand condoms, and even vibrating bed. Juice and I stayed in one room together and slept pretty well – we even got a 3pm checkout time. We were still wired despite it being like 2am once we were all settled. Allie, Juice, Amy, and I went out again and searched for a cheap bar or club – we would ride the elevator to the top of some sketchy office-building looking place and just wander down the empty halls opening each individual tiny bar’s door looking for something fun. We ended up at an empty thai bar where for a $20 pitcher of shitty draught beer (Japan is crazy expensive!) we also got a bunch of karaoke songs included for free. We used the three or four Thai phrases we still remembered to charm her into helping us select such classics as “baby got back” and “ride wit me.” We crawled into bed around 4 but promised to all meet up again around 10am.

 

The next morning (by 10) we woke up and got McDonalds for breakfast. I don’t feel even a little bit guilty as it really was the first time I’d eaten any American food in three months and I was due for some familiarity. We wandered around looking for an internet café that might be open, and once again NO ONE spoke English. However we did accidentally walk into the arcade that “Lost in Translation” was filmed in, which was pretty cool. Those arcades could give me a seizure – they’re ridiculous loud and always busy with a billion Japanese people all playing slots or video games and all kinds of weird annoying stuff that is full of lights and is highly addictive. We got out of there though and after like an hour or two we finally found ourselves at Café B@gus, otherwise known as nerd heaven. Everything was sleek and black and comforting. For 3 dollars you got an hour of internet in leather chairs with unlimited free drinks and ice cream and other sorts of little snacks. It was heaven. Oh! And that reminds me; the vending machines in Japan are insane. You can get a hot cup of coffee, but you can also get a heated hamburger and fresh fruit and cold green tea and all kinds of crazy stuff. They must restock those things like every 5 hours.

 

We went back to the hotel and modeled our Dan Dan robes and the light-up whirlpool bubbly bathtub and packed our stuff to change locations. While we were at B@gus we decided we booked two rooms at a hotel in Roppangi (sp) a district famous for it’s accessibility to clubs and stuff made easy for foreigners. So we each took an exorborantly expensive taxi ride to the hotel and checked in. At first they wanted us to turn in our keys when we left but I started freaking out and saying I was worried they wouldn’t recognize Allie and I’s faces and I’d feel better if I just held on to it and they just let us go with them. We went out again to see the biggest intersection in the world in Shabuya and walked around for forever. Held puppies, wandered into a terrifying sex shop, ate Italian food, stopped in a tattoo parlor to get an estimate for Amy’s lotus and Japanese waves, and scoped out a condom emporium. We wandered for hours and then took the metro to an art exhibition opening party at a private gallery. It was called “Nude” or “naked” or something – I have to check the flyers I snagged, but they were all of blown-up giant portraits/photographs of naked women from the ‘60’s to the present, all from the same photographer. It was actually really, really, interesting. We had some deep discussions on the nature of art versus pornography and what is obscene. But then, like true college students we grabbed some liquor and headed back to the hotel to drink on our own since it was 1/100th of the price. One back at the hotel everyone snuck up there and we drank in the room until we were all ready to go out.

 

We dubbed that night the “tu tu night” since Stephanie and Sarah bought tu tu’s to wear out to the club; this isn’t as weird as it might sound, in Japan kids dress very bold. It was another night of weird, fun-filled antics. The first club we went to was fun but only moderately crowded – I danced with some Turkish guy who got way too drunk and creepy and tried to make out with me and when I pushed him away he wouldn’t stop. No one was noticing because everyone was dancing and I eventually had to bite his tongue to get him to go away. So awful and it nearly ruined my night. We went to a couple other clubs and were hassled by strange East African hustlers who were standing outside of each club trying to promote it. Most of them had hidden cover charges and insanely expensive drinks (in Japan it’s not unusual to spend 7-10 dollars on a beer and 10-15 on a mixed drink. Not including the $20 cover charge to get into the club.

 

This meant though that we ended up at so, so, many clubs and after a while it all seemed like a blur. I remember Brian was wearing a green shirt and I had that green shirt/dress from Bangkok and he kept screaming “Green machine!” I danced all night and had so much fun. Lost the room key until it was found again. Thrashed to Avril Lavigne. Tried to speak French. Eventually though Brian and I took a taxi back to the hotel and crashed – the next morning, before our 10am wake-up call, we all had breakfast and decided we were ready to stop spending money and meet up with the ship in Yokohama. Amy stayed behind since she had an appointment to get her tattoo in Shabuya so we went with her there and continued on the metro to Yokohama. It is kind of amazing to think you could go from one major city to another on a metro, but Japan is nutty like that.

 

We got to yokohama and dropped our stuff off at the ship and had lunch before I met up with Allie to go to the Baseball game she and I’d bought tickets for in sale 2. We all walked to the stadium and she bought a jersey and I a tee-shirt. I asked a bunch of locals who their favorite player was and everyone said to get number 25 – Murata. Funny enough, he was injured and didn’t play once the whole game we saw. Haha. Anyways, we got there early and had our hands stamped and went to the 7-11 across the park and bought sushi and chips and beer. I even had my first sips of sake sitting amongst some tulips on a children’s playground. I couldn’t stand it though – it tastes a lot like wine, which I hate. Allie said they have a lot of different sweetened and flavored ones like sugared orange, but I never tried those. We went back to the game and tried to do some of the local cheers; for every player who comes up to bat there is a very specific and corresponding cheer and clap to shout him on, none of which I really got a hang of.

 

It was lots of fun but we’d been there since 4 and it was 9 so a bunch of the smoker kids and I left to look around Yokohama. We eventually ran into the crew from the ship docked across from us and they told us that they were working on a ship with 12 floors and only a maximum of 800 people, both crew and passengers, which is crazy to think of since our ship is only 7 decks and has a capacity of over 1,000 people. They did say though that the passengers on their ships were all Japanese millionaires who spent 5,000 USD a day to be on there for a minimum of three months. They actually were following nearly the same itinerary as our original one but from the opposite direction to the Bahamas. They wanted to meet Allie W. and I in some park later to head to some club together, which we said okay to but weren’t all that about – we went to a jazz club and a bar on our own before finding a weird traditional looking Japanese bar where I wanted to stop by to go to the bathroom, when we found Mike and Grant – Grant, stigmata Grant, and Mike who got realllllly beat up falling over the fence in Spain. They were both trying to chat up some older Japanese women and Allie and I sat with them and filled up empty mugs under the table with beer we’d just bought at 7-11 to save money. We’re classy like that.

 

We wandered around Yokohama and met lots of fun people – I swear I meet a million times more people while in port than actually on the ship. We even found the crew from that other ship – or rather they found us, and they weren’t too happy we ditched them. Allie avoided this awkward moment by taking a nap in the middle of a paved pavilion while I tried to get everyone back to the ship and away from some bitter philipino men. We met up with a crew member who shall remain nameless since this blog is monitored by SAS and the last thing I want to do is get anyone in trouble, but we had a blast with him/her – sweetest person ever! However, the way back to the ship was incredibly confusing since the port was uneven and two stories of planked wood in all kinds of crazy directions and designs and they’d closed down the two entrances we’d ever used and left one 80 year old Japanese man to explain to us we had to go back to the gate entrance on the first floor and find a sneaky way in once we showed our ids. MERCI BEACOUP SAS.

 

The night continues from there but only with more antics not fit for the blog until I’m back home and this stops showing up on updates.

 

One more part to go on Japan, and we'll be in Hawaii day after tomorrow!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Sleepshnizzle Kicking in To Kanye.

Tonight at "Explorer's Got Talent" show Jonathan Katz gave a funny comedic bit about how when he got home things were going to be really different - he'd throw down his bags saying "Dad, look, you can search if you really want to but you should know by now there's no alcohol! I swear!" and that at noon he'd hear "the voice" of his dad: "Ding din, Good afternoon, these are your noon-day announcements... Distance made good from the kitchen is 10 ft. with another 20 before you reach the couch." This may not seem that funny to those back home but this was HILARIOUS to us. I certainly hope my mom becomes the voice.. you know without the beard, or baby, or wife. Actually not at all.
 
Anyways, these are some of my more favorite recent Dean's Memos; thought you might like to see our school newspaper:
 
 

Today’s Quote:

We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily difference we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee - - Marian Wright Edelman

                                

Next class day is A19

 

Laundry

Today: Deck 3 port

Tomorrow: Deck 2

 

Happy Birthday!

Gabrielle Flick

Molly Roof

Dean’s Memo

Spring 2009

Tuesday  - April 14th    

 

Today

1400-2000:  Lost and Found:  There will be a table in Timid Square.  Please collect your missing items.

1730: Faculty/Staff, Life-long Learners Fiesta Social:  In the faculty/staff lounge.

1730: Movie: Planet Earth will be shown in the Union, presented by SPEW.

2000: Career Night:  Meet in the Union for an introduction.   Faculty and staff facilitators will then lead breakaway workshops in different specialties to give advice on classes that may be helpful, potential internship opportunities, what to do after finishing your undergraduate degree and how to get your foot in the door of your dream job. 

 

Tomorrow

2000:  Explorers Seminar

“The Dark Side of Matter”:   Inspired by the imminent release of the history/science fiction movie “Angels and Demons”, partially staged at CERN, the European Laboratory for Particle Physics, the talk will discuss the real aspects of subatomic physics research, and especially the details of the new machine, the Large Hadrons Collier, due to start operation at CERN this year.  Sergio Confetti will present the topic in the Union.

2000:  Explorers Seminar

The South African Truth and Reconciliation Commission: Giving Hope to the World

 The South African TRC has been emulated by many other countries, including communities in the US.  Lavinia

 Crawford-Browne will speak on how the commission functioned, what it achieved and its impact elsewhere.        

 Classroom 4.                                    

2100:   The Persians by Aeschylus:  Attention Ship's Company! A play of war, death, despair, and woe presented by the Poseidon Players in  the Union.   Come see your shipmates face the fall of a great empire and the loss of their sons and husbands.  A second performance will take place on Friday, April 17th.

 

 

Announcements

“Beyond the Horizon…”

The Spring 2009 Shipboard Drive has begun!

All Donation Forms should be put in the drop box at the Student Life Desk by April 18th at 5:00pm.  There will be incentives for 100% ship participation and the Sea with the most participation.   Shipboard Drive Donations help to support:  new equipment and technology; student financial assistance; service visits, reunions, events, parent and alumni involvement; SAS Visibility and Outreach to Diverse Students, Staff & Faculty; and much more!     We hope you will consider a generous donation to the Shipboard Drive now and in the years to come. We thank you for your continued support and hope you will remember that future voyagers are counting on you to help give them that once in a lifetime experience that we have enjoyed and will never forget!!

 

Volunteers for the “Open Ship” in Hawaii:  We need some help in Hawaii.  On April 19th (our first day in Hawaii) we will be hosting about 40 visitors as part of an "open ship".  We would appreciate your help from 3pm-4pm welcoming guests and giving tours.  This is a great way to meet other students, share your experiences, and help us promote Semester At Sea.  Please email Luke Jones at assistantdean@semesteratsea.net if you are interested in helping.

 

From the Crow’s Nest  -   

 

Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.  Coleridge’s poem, “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, is the source of these lines.  This couplet describes the thirst of the crew after the ship has become becalmed in the tropical Pacific, a misfortune attributed to bad luck brought on by the killing of an albatross.  Only 3% of the water on Earth is fresh, the rest is in the seas and oceans.  Of this 3%, most is in the form of ice.  Antarctica holds 90% of this ice.  At the South Pole, the ice sheet is nearly 2 miles thick.  (At the North Pole, the ice sheet thickness is a mere 15 feet.)  If all of the ice in Antarctica melted, sea level would rise 200 feet.  Only 0.036% of all the water on our planet occurs as surface fresh water, such as lakes, ponds, reservoirs, and rivers.  Groundwater accounts for 0.36% of the total water on Earth. A very small amount, 0.001%, is found as water vapor in the atmosphere, some of it forming clouds.   Obviously, fresh water is a limited and precious resource, despite the 320 cubic miles of water on this “third rock from the Sun”.  And where did all this water come from?  Most recent speculation suggests that, during the formation of the Earth, hot water vapor aggregated with tiny grains of rock.  These grains coalesced on a gigantic scale to form the planet, a wet Earth.  As the Earth’s crust solidified, huge quantities of water were expelled in volcanic eruptions and fell back to the ground as rain, forming the oceans. 

 

Movies start at 1400

Channel 2:     King of Texas (95 min)

Channel 3:     Spice World (PG, 93 min)

Channel 5:     Commanding Heights Pt 1

Channel 6:     Trials of Life 9:  Friends & Rivals

                                    Play 1400-2100

                        Holo Mai Pele: The Epic Hula Myth

                                    Start at 2030

 

 

Bridge Noon Report

At noon today the Explorer’s position was…

 

Latitude: 31° 40 mins N

Longitude: 171° 53 mins E

Distance made good:  1658 nautical miles

Distance to go to next port: 1752 nautical miles

Average speed: 14.5 knots

Sea temp: 18°C (64.4° F)

Air temp: 19° (66.2° F)

Wind:  South East/14 knots

Sunset today: 1853

Sunrise tomorrow: 0544

 

The one before it was pretty good too. Notice though the lack of diversity on the T.v. loop. I love my Spice World but I need something new every other day, please.      
 
 

Today’s Quote:

We go… we have a long way…no hurry...… just one step after the next.  Mental reflection is so much more interesting than TV, it’s a shame more people don’t switch over to it.  They probably think what they hear is unimportant but it never is.

 

 - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

                                          

Tomorrow – no classes

Next class day is A19

 

Laundry

Today: Deck 3 starboard

Tomorrow: Deck 3 port

 

Happy Birthday!

Nicholas Constant

Rebekah Ehrich

Dean’s Memo

Spring 2009

Monday  - April 13th

 

Today

2000:  Students of Service Charity Auction:   Live auction in the Union.    Come, see the action and bid on some very special items.    The Charity Auction kicks off the Spring 09 Shipboard Drive to raise funds for toys and donations made to the projects SAS students visit, student scholarships, games and other equipment used by students on board, Fairy Godmother fund, etc.   This is your opportunity to give back, be generous!

 

2100:  “The Office”:  One hour screening immediately after the auction in the Union.

 

Tomorrow

0800: Ship Photo:  This is for everyone.  Deck 7 aft.  Bring your smile and be ready to cheer!

 

0800 and onwards: Photo Day:  For all colleges and universities represented on board.   Wear your school colors or clothing with your school name to show your spirit and meet on Deck 6.   Check the time for your school on the schedule posted in Tymitz Square.

 

1400-2000:  Lost and Found:  There will be a table in Tymitz Square.  Please collect your missing items.

 

1730: Faculty/Staff, Life-long Learners Fiesta Social:  In the faculty/staff lounge.

 

1730: Movie:  An episode of Planet Earth will be shown in the Union.

 

2000: Career Night:  Meet in the Union for an introduction.   Faculty and staff facilitators will then lead breakaway workshops in different specialties to give advice on classes that may be helpful, potential internship opportunities, what to do after finishing your undergraduate degree and how to get your foot in the door of your dream job. 

 

Announcements

Post-Port Reflections:  Drop written reflections on your experiences in the Public Folder under “Post–Port Reflections”.   Please share your special moments.

 

Thailand in the news:  Given our recent visit to Thailand we encourage you to read up on the latest violence there which has impacted both Bangkok and Pattaya and resulted in a state of emergency.  Recent clashes between yellow shirts and red shirts have killed two people and injured more than 113.  These violent demonstrations are a continuation of the tension between supporters of the current prime minister, Abhisit Vejjajiva, and former prime minister, Thaksin Shinawatra.  You can read more on the free news sites provided by Semester At Sea.

 

Note:   There will be no alcohol service on Deck 7 tonight.

  

 

From the Crow’s Nest  -   

We are crossing a vast stretch of the Pacific Ocean.  It’s about 3,861 miles from Yokohama to Honolulu along a great circle route (compare that to 2,475 miles from New York to Los Angeles).  Despite this great distance, we will traverse a rather small span of the Pacific. The Pacific Ocean extends in a north-south direction some 9,600 miles, and at its widest point, along the 5º N latitude line, it stretches 12,300 miles.  The Pacific is by far the world’s largest ocean.  It covers more than half the surface area of the Earth, clearly making it larger than all the land masses combined.  It contains 51.6 % of all sea water, compared to 23.6 % in the Atlantic Ocean and 21.2 % in the Indian Ocean.  Its average depth is almost 4,000 meters (about 2.4 miles), making it some 300 meters deeper than the other great oceans.  At its deepest point, the Mariana Trench, off to the south of our course, its depth exceeds 11,000 meters (almost 7 miles).  Human migrations across the Pacific began about 3,000 years ago.  People from Taiwan and the Malay Archipelago traveled east to populate the Polynesian islands, such as Tahiti, and went gradually on to Hawaii, New Zealand, and Easter Island.  Easter Island is only 2,200 miles from Chile, placing it far closer to South America than to Asia.

 

Movies start at 1400

Channel 2:     King of Texas (95 min)

Channel 3:     Spice World (PG, 93 min)

Channel 5:     Pride & Prejudice (PG, 127 min)

Channel 6:     Trials of Life 9:  Friends & Rivals

 

Bridge Noon Report

At noon today the Explorer’s position was…

 

Latitude: 32° 46 mins N

Longitude: 165° 10 mins E

Distance made good:  1308 nautical miles

Distance to go to next port: 2100 nautical miles

Average speed: 13.6 knots

Sea temp: 16°C (60.8° F)

Air temp: 18° (64.4° F)

Wind:  South East/27 knots

Sunset today: 1921

Sunrise tomorrow: 0611

 

 

The 17th - Floating in the Nowhere of the Pacific.

Despite it being a B day and I don't have any classes I think today has been one of the most frustrating days of my whole time on the ship. Thankfully the global studies exam is over and I escaped with another solid C (I don't care even a little bit at this point.) But there's miscommunication between so many people back home and I and I'm gearing up for finals, which always makes me a huge mess. I'm behind on all my internship applications and missed the deadlines for a couple of them because I've been trying to focus on my work on the ship. The worst though is that I've lost the new USB my mom just got me. The USB with all my internship information. The USB with all my pictures of China. I was waiting until a B day when I didn't have too much to do to upload them onto my hardrive and now I have no idea where it is - the other thing is that if it's not in my room somewhere (and I turned my whole room apart and tidied up trying to find it...)it might be gone forever. There're a lot of problems with people stealing USBs since everyone has so many pictures to keep.This wouldn't be such a big deal if I hadn't had lost ALL my Namibia pictures.
 
It's not that big a deal I guess but on top of everything it just really upset me.
 
Also, I have another Classical Islam quiz tomorrow for Professor Jawed a.k.a. THE WORST PROFESSOR EVER. I don't know why he bugs me as much as he does but I stress myself out so bad over the work he assigns our class. I got a perfect grade on quiz 1/3 and an F on quiz 2/3 - considering tomorrow is quiz 3/3 and the only other grade we get is our final which is worth 50% of our whole grade. That's not allowed in any other school I've ever heard of. He doesn't understand how email works and refuses to do anykind of review session or study guide. He so graciously gave us all a "guide" for the final that consisted of 18 essay topics ranging from "What is the difference between Sunni and Shi'a? Elaborate." to "Compare and contrast different Hadiths and how different Muslims approach them." Okay, for one, if it weren't for my other Islam classes, I wouldn't know what a hadith even was - we've never talked about them. At all! Plus, he expects us to spend at least an hour on each of these 18 essays, of which he'll pick one at random to add to our multiple choice final. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. On top of that, when a friend of mine asked if the final was cumulative or not he just said, "It is both cumulative and not. It would be prudent of you to review all past material but that doesn't mean it will be on the test."
 
I could scream.
 
Also, all these bitches have decided they have to start going to the gym to get back into shape for their homecoming - which means the precious few times I've been able to get a time slot on the elliptical is no longer. I can work out in the room or I can continue to eat nothing but the only menu available of potatoes and pasta and begin an early career of jabba the hotness. AGHHHHHH.
 
If we don't get to Hawaii soon I may just loose what's left of my sanity, though I probably ought to use my tropical fun-time as a study session for finals since they're all on the same day. Baller planning SAS!
 
Expect hysterical calls at inappropriate hours soon since I'm loosing my mind and I've heard rumors that we'll get phone service a day off the coast!
 

The Art of Zen: Japan pt. 1

Japan pt. one: 1.5 day of 5.

 

The first day in Japan I got off the ship before everyone else because I was one of the lucky few to get a homestay. Originally I hadn’t planned to do much of anything in Japan but Allie told me about the Japanese Homestay offered in Sale 2 and I figured it sounded cool enough; little did I know what a coveted item that ticket was until later. Whenever I told people I was doing a homestay they would positively lash out. Honestly, it seemed as though every other person I knew signed up for it and were bumped – which is weird because a bunch of kids ended up doing their homestay solo.

 

A night or two before we docked in Kobe I talked to Steph and a bunch of the other dirty dozen smoker kids and found out they were all planning to go to Nagoya with Amy. Amy’d been telling me since the beginning of the trip she’d wanted to get to Nagoya to see the city her Grandmother came from and that she wanted me there and I figured it’d be cool to travel with all of them since I hadn’t seen them in-port since South Africa really. Steph googled a bunch of big hotels and came up with the Marriott Associa – we agreed to meet there anywhere from 8-9pm the second night after my homestay. I was trying to stay optimistic about it all working out but I was a little worried since they aren’t really all that known for planning, but more about that later.

 

So back to the homestay – we all sat in the port terminal waiting for our families for a good hour or so until everybody arrived and then we found our families according to the signs they were holding with our names on them. My fam. consisted of Mom, mystery dad who works all the time, Rie (pronounced Ree-ah), Yukki, and Haruna (under occupation mom had written “baby” which I found absolutely hilarious.) The sign they had made for me was really adorable, with a little anime character of what they thought I might look like, mushrooms, and cats. My other SAS homestay partner was Kiersten. Kiersten looked like what they must have thought all Americans looked like – gorgeous, blonde, and blue-eyed. She’s so, so, so, funny and we got along really well. We all did a bunch of weird ice breakers with the rest of the hippo family club homestay people – one of the games was essentially rock paper scissors, but if you lost you had to hold on to the person who won; then you’d play another person and if they one the both of you would attach to the back of the new winner. So we made these crazy snake chains all over the port terminal – half in English/frantic hand motions, and half in Japanese.

 

We also played such classics like London bridge and introduced ourselves. Mom spoke okay English I guess – maybe - but the kids knew no English at all it seemed. It was a struggle to be sure since I feel like it was miscommunication all around and mom was really busy with the eight year old twins and an infant. So that first day we finally get out of the crazy hippo family club bedlam that was meeting our families and being awkwardly friendly, and we headed to the family minivan. We drove to downtown Kobe and had lunch with another family and their two SAS kids – Phil and Tyler I think. Phil’s in my shipboard family so I kind of knew him before but we’d never really talked. Lunch was pretty funny – I ate Hamburg, which was not at all a hamburger like I was lead to believe (thankfully since I’m not a huge burger fan.) It was a beef patty mixed with some kind of starch like mashed potatoes, grilled and sautéed in a soy ginger sauce with pickled radishes on top. There was also white rice and miso that was super good. However, between all of us we made all kinds of faux pas. Firstly Phil and I poured our soy sauce directly on our rice bowls to which the whole table gasped, the kids tried to mimic us, and both moms looked like they might cry. We said goodbye to the other fam. and wandered to Chinatown, which I found absolutely hilarious since we’d just come from China. We tried some weird hashbrown-like stuff that was more like really sweet mash potatoes fried on the outside with tiny bits of famous kobe beef on the inside.

 

Just to interject here – kobe beef is serious. Serious enough that I will never be able to afford it. Serious enough to charge high hundreds for a small steak. Serious enough that these cows live on waterbeds and you can go to college to learn how to properly massage them. It’s insane. And for good reason because the tiny bits I had that were nothing were outstanding.

 

We then stopped by a water thing where an old Chinese man rubbed his calloused hands against the two bars coming out of the basin and it made the whole thing vibrate and splash water upwards with a weird rhythm. It was cool but none of us – except mom – could do it right. We stopped by a shop for $4 gelato (Japan is INSANE it’s so expensive. Everything here is nuts.) where I got the Sakura – or cherry blossom flavor. It was Spring, and thus cherry blossom season here in Japan, and people went absolutely apeshit over it. Yukki and Rie would chase little petals down as they came off of trees, you could buy sakura flavored all kinds of stuff, and they were featured in every artwork I think I saw the whole time in Japan. It’s strange I guess, living outside of D.C. where the cheryblossoms are such a big deal, to trace them back to where ours originally came from and see how special they are in the motherland as well. More so even.

 

On the way from Kobe to Osaka where our family lived (like an hour and 15 min. drive) we stopped at a desert place where they served us the afternoon specialty everyone seemed to be getting. A big glass bowl filled with green milky pudding like stuff, candied red beans, glutinous rice balls, and shredded ice all over it. It was so, so, so, sweet and really good. The girls brought us tea – it seems in Osaka and Kobe at least that you always have the option of two free teas, either green (often powdery and mixed in hot water with a tiny metal spatula/knife thing and bland tasting) or the brownish yellow rice tea (tastes strongly like roasted rice black tea. I bought lots of this in Japan but never found another white person who liked it.) Outside of the teahouse/dessert stop there was a little garden aside the restaurant with a koi pond full of ENORMOUS fish, a series of little pagodas and spirit houses on top of rocks, and a tanuki in the corner, and he’s the best part, with a little tanuki wife! Oh Osaka, how delightful you are. Another faux-pas to note here though: I suggested putting sugar in the green tea and she looked like she might flip the table over on me she was so offended.

 

We worked it out though, since once we all arrived home mom showed us around the house some. As soon as we stepped inside they gave us each “inside shoes” to wear around the house as we were to leave our regular shoes beside the door (they were incredibly strict about this one; later I heard Phil went two feet inside the house to grab his forgotten cell phone and his mom started screaming at him.) They even have bathroom shoes, big plastic blue galoshes that one wears whenever walking around in a bathroom. So then we got to move all the traditional sliding doors and mats and extremely low  foldable dinner tables that were extremely uncomfortable for me to sit in for more than 30 minutes at. They laid us out bedrolls and set up a bunch of heaters – including a Burberry footwarmer, hahaha. Another funny thing about that house were the toilets. Toilets are really interesting all over Japan. Heated seats and bedei action come standard, but some had light and fountain shows, sinks on top of them, and even t.v.s on the back of the door at eyelevel when you’re sitting down. It was very weird. No one should want to watch t.v. and take a nap on my toilet.

 

Mom told us she was throwing us a big hippo family club party and that lots of people were coming so we helped out a bit. I helped Rie chop up octopus tentacle with a huge cleaver for the takoyaki (sp) or fried octopus balls. They diced up spring onion and added fish crackers, pancake batter, octopus, and dried whole shrimps. It was really good, and even more so when dipped in a crazy sweet soy-sauce like stuff that came next to it. The best part was that they were fried in a griddle-type thing with curves cut out so that to cook one side and then rotate it to the other all the kids would take long toothpicks and as quick as lightning would flip them over and over so none were burnt.

 

So we’re all there and the boys have made it their mission to get wasted. Which is awkward and embarrassing. They went into the grocery store and bought a huge bottle of wine and a bunch of tall beers, and when their home stay mom saw it she laughed and said “Oooh, American size!” which was kind of hilarious, I must admit. They never got more than tipsy, thankfully, but they were definitely trying. Even so much so that they were talking about shotgunning beers outside. That’s awful. We’re invited into a family home for a family party with kids running around everywhere, and you want to get falling-down drunk? The thing that kills me is I would say they were just stupid kids, but they weren’t. Phil spoke fluent Mandarin and is an international business major who makes straight A’s, and Tyler goes to an Ivy league school and is studying PR. So strange…

 

Speaking of Phil’s fluency with Chinese, it was so cool – for every language we might know between all of us they knew it, English, Japanese, and often a language or two more. My homestay mom spoke Chinese with Phil, while Naru, another woman from the hippo family club, spoke French with me (even though she’s an English teacher in a Japanese high school) and other guy spoke Spanish. On the way back to the ship later I noticed they were playing HFC language immersion c.d.s the whole time.

 

So dinner that night was great – and included sushi from the local grocery store (which was really, really, surprisingly good!) Takoyaki, steamed rice triangles covered in seaweed, spareribs, and a stew our mom made with chicken, eggs, veggies, and strange alien looking triangles of mystery grey matter. When I asked our mom later what it was she said it was some root/vegetable they pound into mush and then shape into triangles with black specks inside. She said it tasted like potatoes but it was gelatinous looking and I was way to freaked out to try it. There was lots of beer – and Japanese women were drinking along with us, which was fairly unusual for most our travels – mostly Asahi beer which tastes like butt. Though later in the trip I did try Asahi clear which tasted like moderately more washed butt, and a beer called “straight” which tasted, as Allie W. so tastefully noted, “like cat piss.”

 

We never saw much of our homestay dad – he’s a gas pipe architect/designer who left at 7am and came home at 9:30. We saw him that night right before we went to bed, they wanted to stay up but we were way too tired and both Kierstin and I crashed (though we couldn’t for the lives of us figure out those heaters and felt like we were in the lowest circle of hell midway through the night.)

 

We woke up the next morning to a breakfast of strawberries that they ate with a squeeze tube of sweetened condensed milk mixed with sugar           - I bought a tube before getting back on the boat later I liked it so much on fruit. There was also miso soup and lots of steamed rice with a rotten looking “sour and salty old plum” (surprisingly good) and miso paste that was delicious. There was also sticky soy threads that were really unappetizing and banana bread that I think was made with us in mind. Oh, and leftovers of that stew from the night before that was good cold with rice.

 

We didn’t have a lot of time since I had to be back on the boat by 4 to get my shit together before the bullet train to Nagoya. The night before I had a short-lived moment of panic when I thought to myself, “what the hell am I doing traveling across Japan by myself hoping to randomly meet up with people I know rarely have their shit together? Isn’t this what SAS tells us exactly not to do?” But then I came to my senses and figured I wanted adventure this semester and I needed to stop worrying – I’d figure it out if they weren’t there and stay in a hostel and see Nagoya, Tokyo, and Yokohama on my own. I’d done it before in a lot less safe countries.

 

So the last morning with our homestay family we all have breakfast and then it’s a fun-filled hour or so of trying on our homestay mom’s kimono. Let me preface this story with I am inherently ill-suited to wear a kimono. And my mom had zero qualms with telling me so multiple times. In Japan, the beauty ideal is long and lean; two things I am a lot unlike. Buildings, clothing, gardens, all of it, are designed with lines in mind. Long lines are gorgeous there, and despite putting a band of cloth around my waist to get rid of it and a tight underwear thin kimono that pressed my breasts down, I still wasn’t full of lines. So much to the disappointment of my homestay mom, with a little frown on her face she put about a billion layers of belts and ties and what felt like 40 lbs of fabric all over me and eventually whispered, “Nooo. No right. Not beautiful in Japan.” She put my hair up in a funny clip thing that made me think of a lunch line and I took a bunch of pictures. Haha.

 

Then we went to Osaka castle where there was some kind of local festival. There was all kinds of crazy stuff going on, including a goldfish game that Rie and Yukki played where you have a bowl and a small fan made of rice paper and for three dollars you can very, very, gently scoop each goldfish into the bowl. For three dollars. And you don’t keep the goldfish. I didn’t get it at all but it seemed very Japanese to me – it was like paying for learning how to be patient. Actually, it seemed all of Japan itself was a test of my patience. In every way possible.